Quantifiable Embarrassment Solutions

Every day the Internet leaves thousands of broken lives and lost profits in its wake. Drama, most often the bloody-handed culprit, is the most callous and chaotic social force experienced by personkind. But! with complex systems analysis we can study AND PREDICT the ebb and flow drama will take over the course of its digital life. This is the Undeniable Drama Codex. Its mission is to become a cosmic library filled with stories of dubious and low intrigue.

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We believe that ascendent personalities and corporations will pay top dollar to get out ahead of drama before it starts, but make no mistake: we quantify negative social interaction for the benefit of all.

The ancient scholars of Alexandria toiled their entire lives following the drama of men and gods. Today, the UDC accomplishes much more with a simple algorithm.
The ancient scholars of Alexandria toiled their entire lives following the drama of men and gods. Today, the UDC accomplishes much more with a simple algorithm.

The Undeniable Drama Codex is a definitely real endeavor, but don’t take our word for it. For a short time this fall, the UDC (local partition – Def.Real2020) will use predictive analysis to target obscure stories that are about to “do numbers.” We will follow these stories from their inception and show you quantifiable data of mass audience engagement, or as we call it in the studio: “rubbernecking.”

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